"Do not let school interfere with your education."
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it."
"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."
"History does not repeat itself, It rhymes."
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it."